insane asylum

imontheinterwebs:

callisto29:

ajprettyangel21:

twicedeadhalfalive:

arfarfsaidthebitch:

wehyam:

foodshoesandlove:

ouimonsieurrr:

letsgetretarded:

tortoisesoup:

ohlooknospaces:

jftroller-:

o-m-gaskarth:

orangesarebits:

heytherestalker:

imonaboat-:

fuckingwildcard:

500daysofapril:

zippingnzagging:

The ability to outrun Alligators? I guess

The ability to count… ?

I can be anything!

the ability to become a boat? or transport myself onto a boat

I can stalk people.

i can let oranges appear out of my hands, or shoot orange juice out of my hands~

I can be hot and sing well idk asdfghjkl;

i can play guitar and i am a troll

….i point to people when there are no spaces

wat

the ability to became a tortoise

and eat soup

the ability to make people go retarded 

the ability to speak french fluently

the ability to eat food, buy shoes, and LOVE. :O

The ability to … doubt myself? Really? Weh.

I can… bark? Whatever, I am superbitch.

I can be two times dead but still revive half of my life? =))

i’m an angel that could fly and charm the bad guys. :> :))

Nothing. I’m just a moon.

I have the power to be one with the Interwebs…and spout out random Internet memes at command.

I…

… am your father :))